You know you are Moroccan when ...

You speak French in Morocco and Arabic abroad

You want to lose weight, but you eat msemmen three times a day

You can't stand Moroccan TV channels, but you don't miss an episode of Rachid Show

You check a gas bottle with the flame of a lighter without finding it dangerous

Since you were born, we tell you that they will build the metro in Casablanca

You know argan oil is not a trendy product but the cure for everything

You tell jokes where the Moroccan is always the one who wins thanks to his Qwaleb

You consider the double lines on the road to be a place where cars cannot reach you.

You find it normal that during a derby, in a stadium with 50 seats, there are 000 supporters

You don't believe in the last census, since 30 million is only the number of people on the café terraces in the evening

Photo: Casablanca, Morrocco